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21 ×‘ספטמבר 2010

The Daily Show, Sept 20th

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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Working Stiffed
www.thedailyshow.com

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27 ×‘יוני 2010

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20 ×‘יוני 2010

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No matter what promises you make on the campaign trail, blah blah blah, when you win (the U.S. Presidency), you go into this smoky room with the 12 industrialist, capitalist scum fucks that got you in there, and this little screen comes down…and its a shot of the JFK assassination from an angle you've never seen before, which looks suspiciously like the grassy knoll, and then the screen comes up and the lights go on, and they ask the new president "any questions?"

â€“ Comedian Bill Hicks

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The Daily Show, Sept 20th

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